[He's......obviously been up all night. And he's obviously been crying for a long time, although he's not crying now. And he's got a strange look on his face. It's some horrible amalgam of anger, deepest depression, and flat indifference ( Read more... )

You know, something occurred to me the other day, whilst I was out looking for a new job. The 'native-born civilians,' you know, the ones we're supposed to be saving from lunatics, muggers and murderers ( Read more... )

So...I couldn't help but notice that Hodge went awfully quiet there, all of a sudden.

What's going on?

[Accidental video. The view is a blue-ish-black blur; the Comm is clearly in Rimmer's pocket. There's the sound of a car's engine in the background, as well as two voices which are slightly muffled.]

...ave you got your wallet?

Yes.

And your ID?

Yes. Arnold, it's okay.

Mm. Sorry. I just don't want to get halfway there and find out that we ( Read more... )

Worthington, I need to tell you something rather important. I think I might have, erm, put the proverbial spanner in the gears.

[Ace is cruising up the street in a very nice sort of convertible car, the Comm on the seat next to him. He's carefully watching the road, and driving expertly, with just the right amount of speed. His voice easily carries over the wind ( Read more... )

[A handsome, debonair, confident guy with great hair shows up on vid. He's wearing a shiny sort of flight suit and sunglasses. He's got a wry sort of half-grin that's not in the least cocky or arrogant. He oozes genuine charisma and sincerity, this is the real deal here, guys...Wait...is that Rimmer?Mornin', Citizens. Ace Rimmer, here, and I've ( Read more... )

...I don't know if you've noticed, sir, but one, Starscream is dead. He's certain to be back, however. And two, there seems to be an uptick in police activity ( Read more... )

Nngh, all right. I hate to ask this, and I'm positive I'm going to regret this for the rest of my unnatural existence.

Would somebody be willing to...

[He pauses, bites a fist, and tries again.]

I think I need an instructor in...self-defense.

Don't misunderstand me! I have actually taken quite a few lessons in the art of, erm. Whatever it ( Read more... )

[And...another accidental video. Damn these Comms for being so temperamental. He's up on the roof of his apartment complex, looking out over Central Park as the sun goes down. The camera of the Comm is just poking out of his trouser pocket, and thus he doesn't even know it's on. He's singing! Quietly at first, almost humming under his breath ( Read more... )